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Oct 19, 2014 / 168,001 notes


one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

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Oct 19, 2014 / 790,195 notes


my brain has too many tabs open

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Oct 19, 2014 / 22,175 notes


Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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Oct 19, 2014 / 447,956 notes


I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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Oct 19, 2014 / 354,647 notes


"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"


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Oct 19, 2014 / 237 notes

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Congrats! You Failed As A Parent!
People Who Probably Shouldn’t Be A Parent.
The MOST Embarrassing Parent Facebook FAILS!
The Worst Parent Text Fails.
Ghetto Mom Selfie Fails.
Oct 15, 2014 / 936 notes
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Oct 15, 2014 / 487,418 notes


horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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Oct 15, 2014 / 220,240 notes


Me bending over to pick up my pencil


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